With a title like that, you can probably see where this is going.
This short volume, released in 2005, serves as an epilogue to Brown’s “Girlfriend Trilogy” which comprises his three autobiographical books, Clumsy, Unlikely and Any Easy Intimacy. It describes events which occurred over Christmas and New Year 2003-2004.
Perhaps the focus of this book is Jeff’s slowly re-kindling relationship with Allisyn, the girl from Unlikely. Jeff has moved on in life, but a series of the usual coincidences brings the two of them back into contact, both wondering if they’ve changed enough to make another go of it. Now, I won’t spoil the ending for you, but let me put it like this - it wouldn’t make for a particularly dramatic story if they did and everything was fine, would it? Interspersed throughout the book are encounters with other women of various eligibility that Jeff, by his own admission, lives and dies over. It’s essentially a story about being too wrapped up in your relationships. Still, calling it a “story” is perhaps overly charitable. While the thread of his relationship with Allisyn neatly wraps the book up, large parts of it are vignettes/chapters devoted to other women entirely.
What I enjoy most about EGITEOTWFM (besides the ridiculously large acronym) is the size of the artwork. We’re still on 4 panels to each fairly small page, but these are huge, very clearly printed panels we’re talking about. It somehow manages to realise Brown’s work even better than before. Due to the dates, the book takes place in Winter and this really showcases Brown’s talents for conveying the nuances that bring things to life. The level of detail is both remarkable and satisfying - you can practically feel the frost on the page sometimes.
Given that Jeff is now married and has a child, it’s probably fair to say that this is the final word on all things female from him. Assuming he doesn’t want to tell the story of his current relationship, that is, but in fairness the man deserves his secrets (and christ knows there appear to be previous few of those left) so as entertaining as it’s been, I think that for now, that chapter is complete.

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